"THE WIERDEST TOOTHPASE IN THE WORLD... EVER!"
Colgate have, for some reason, brought out a toothpaste which controls time! According to the packaging it provides "Everyday protection against time"
Yes my friends, simply brush your teeth with this little beauty and you will have the power to erase sleeping with that ugly person the one who never called again, or even stop yourself having drunk so much that fateful evening.
It is a little known fact but the delorian was actually coated in this toothpaste which, when it reaches a certain speed, can take you back to the moment your parents met... ahhhh.
Either that or Colegate are talking out of their arses. I can't decide which... and people actually buy this stuff?!? Mother!
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